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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
No go.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Do married men like sucking dick?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is your best gay fantasy?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Unacceptable again!